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Posted by: randoM_Abstraction Original: 4/10/2006 7:21 PM Views: 40 Comments: 6 eProps: 8 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Monday, April 10, 2006

my personal repertoire of lame rejection lines

first time, ever: "..." frozen silence
-him: "um, i'll let you think about that."
most oft-used: "uh, i have a boyfriend"
-yeah, he's invisible and his name is bert
personal favorite: "uh..i can't, i'm going to europe next week."
just gross: "no, i don't like italian men."
-especially not greasy middle-aged ones
most recent: "no. i don't date. i have a five-year wall"

*note the steady pattern of improvement, going from awkward speechless silence, to the "um/uh" series, to the flat out No's

however, i need some creativity, anyone got any good ones?
ones you've heard, ones you've used, one's you've had used on you....?

everyone could use a little pick me up,
so i thought i'd share the flowers i bought
flowers always make the day seem a bit brighter

Posted 4/10/2006 7:21 PM - 40 Views - 8 eProps - 6 comments

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so you are a tulips kinda gal? they always seemed so fake to me, plastic almost.

once at a bar some guy asked me for my email address... i responded back with "umm... i don't have a pen... I'll be over in the back. i'll give it to you later....." only to bolt for the door with my friends after 5 minutes when he was out of sight.

Posted 4/11/2006 6:19 AM by hwahwa113 - reply

wow, those flowers are pretty.

the other day, i saw an orchid in the middle of my sushi platter. i ate it. it wasn't that bad; tasted a bit like lettuce.

i never use pick-up lines (seriously), so i've never heard any rejection lines. sorry. i guess i can try to make one up though.

hmmm...if i was a girl...i would say...

"if the peculiar qualities which i see in you happen to have come from your genetics, i'd have to decline." witty, proper, and nonchalant. i think that's the route i'd go. plus, i think most guys tend to avoid girls who have brains. *shakes head with sadness*

how's it goin'? i haven't talked to you in a few months.

Posted 4/25/2006 7:31 AM by jascue - reply

mmm...i'll be back by june 10th. it might be a few days earlier, depending on whether or not i have to take my last final.

Posted 5/3/2006 6:10 PM by jascue - reply

my last "optional" final (i only have to take it if i need to raise my grade) will be on june 9th. my last definite final will be on june 6th.

what date are you leaving home?

Posted 5/6/2006 7:02 PM by jascue - reply

yes rOomie...we need to playyy...and by play i mean u coming to glendale to pick me up and wisk me off to some foreign place...
p.s. i FINALLY picked up the driver's handbook from DMV...i can smell the permit now! wAHOoOOo

Posted 5/30/2006 3:18 AM by sLeePiex03 - reply